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Avengers (Marvel Comics)

Attack/Retreat 1, 2
New Avengers Pre CW | Steve/Tony | WARNING: Explicit sex
Word Count - 12,224
Steve and Tony work out some relationship problems.

C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁ (Or, The Science of Candy)
Busiek era | Carol, Wanda, Vision, Tony
Word Count - 1430
Science can make things taste really, really good. Tony and Vision set out to prove this: by making candy. Carol and Wanda play lab rat.

The Deep
Mighty Avengers | Tony, Carol, Bob | WARNING: Graphic violence
Word Count - 5907
Once upon a midnight dreary...

Footsie
New Avengers Pre CW | Steve/Tony
Word Count - 3281
Stealth footsie, Mr. Toad and tiny, malevolent robots.

Little Deaths (WARNING: Explicit sex)
When the Levee Breaks
Avengers| Steve/Tony
Word Count - 100
Sex.
Die Easy
Avengers | Steve/Tony
Word Count - 1034
Steve gives it up. Also, there's a blindfold. Shameless PWP.
Let Me Down So Low
Avengers | Steve/Tony
Word Count - 1349.
Rimming.

Orbiter Dictum
New Avenfers (Pre CW) | Steve/Tony
Word Count - 7420
Steve is at the sink, washing the few dishes that pizza for two generates, when he realizes that Tony is in love with him.

Sexy Sexy
She-Hulk | Jen/Jazinda
Word Count - 700
Jen and Jazinda go shopping for Halloween costumes.

Vade Mecum
New Avengers (Post CW)/Iron Man (Director of SHIELD) | Tony, Maria Hill, mention of Steve
Word Count - 1000
Tony keeps an eye on the national consciousness (and his own) after Steve's death.

Drabbles
Any Star
Avengers| Carol Danvers/Binary
If Death Were A Good Thing
Avengers | Jan | 150

Buffy/Angel

Five Loves (Ab Uno Disce Omnes)
S8 | Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Spike, Giles, Dawn
Word Count - 9978
Five people Buffy loved.

Someday They Will Be Scarce
S7 | Xander/Anya
Word Count - 3515
"He finds himself thinking around her, around the edges of the her-shaped hole in his life, because that’s easier than mourning her honestly."

Imbrication
S8 | Giles
Word Count - 6660
"We had this vital, and glorious duty: to train the Slayer, and guide her in her mission. But who were we?"

Doctor Who

Rebirth
S2 | Jack Harkness
Word Count - 350
On Satellite Five, Jack discovers that rebirth hurts.

The Fast and the Furious

Take Off (the start of the ride)
2F2F | Brian, Leon, mention of Dom
Word Count - 1735
Brian learns to surf.

Harry Potter

Acid Test
Pre OotP | AU | Lily, Voldemort, Wilkes, James | WARNING: Torture and graphic violence (detailed warnings)
Word Count - 2730
What if Voldemort had made Lily a very different kind of offer? How far would she go to protect her child?

A Death Eater Christmas (WARNING: Graphic violence)
Flammiferum Acanthus (The Flaming Christmas Tree)
Pre OotP | Snape, Rosier, Wilkes, the Lestranges, Wilkes and Avery
Word Count - 3578
The only good Christmas tree is one that has been burnt to a crisp. Avery, Snape, Rosier, Wilkes and the Lestranges order dinner, share their hate for The Man and plot.
Happy F***king Christmas
Pre OotP | Bellatrix/Rudolpho | WARNING: Torture
Word Count - 968
The Death Eaters take issue with holiday cheer, and have a jolly good time of it.
Fire
Pre OotP | Snape, Rosier, Wilkes
Word Count - 883
The Ministry is hell!

A Metonymy of Desire
Pre OotP | Narcissa/Lucius, Severus/Lucius, Draco | old badfic :D
Word Count - 5218
Narcissa and desire.

Arithmancy and Flowers
Pre Ootp| Snape, Sirius, Lucius, Dumbledore, various fake Slytherins | Unfinished! | WARNING: Semi-explicit sex, violence and bad langague
Word Count - 53,014
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Sex, spells, wicked music and wickeder house elves - this is Slytherin in the 70's.

Better Confession (A Night's Remembrance)
Pre OotP | AU | Snape | old badfic :D
Word Count - 4889
When bad Aurors happen to 'good' families.

Daughters
Pre OotP | AU | Ginny, OCs
Word Count - 2084
Harry is a hero and Ginny is haunted. (Borrows liberally from Toni Morrison's Beloved)

Here Is No Place
Lily, Sirius, James
Word Count - 2992
A housewarming party The Greatest Party Ever, yields a quiet moment between friends.

Holes (Vacillation Mix)
Pre OotP | Draco, Harry | WARNING: Torture (detailed warnings)
Word Count - 3564
He finds it difficult to believe that outside these dusty walls, time passes. Inside, here, without proof of its existence, time has ceased to have any meaning.

Holes - Discourse
Pre DH | Adult | Draco, Bellatrix | Unfinished! | WARNING: Torture
Word Count - 1812
The consequences of changing sides.

Love, Marriage, Dating, Children, Dating 1, 2
Epilogue compliant | Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Word Count - 12,800
Ron consults a self-help manual, in an effort to 'reignite the spark'.

Round Numbers (Axiomatic Blend)
Pre HPP | Hermione, Harry
Word Count - 7749
"She edited her letters while composing them in her head, learning to give just enough to inspire verisimilitude. She learned to tell stories, in writing at least, and by the time summer came around, she'd told the same ones, over and over until they came automatically to her lips."

Rubbish Day
Ron, Draco, Hermione
Word Count - 1008
Ron Weasley doesn't get this. This is Harry Potter territory. Hermione Granger territory.

Salt the Earth
Sirius, Regulus
Word Count - 1584
Never leaving, always letting go.

Salvo
Pre OotP | Ginny, Harry, Tom
Word Count - 1785
"On my nineteenth birthday I learned about the power of guns and mortars and tanks and helicopters. That’s when the Death Eaters became heroes."

Scrabble
Draco, Millicent, Pansy, Blaise
Word Count - 2569
The Slytherins take Scrabble very seriously.

Small Gods: A Lesson In Fairy Tales
Pre HBP | Lily, OCs | WARNING: Graphic violence
Word Count - 7292
Things happened so much quicker, so much easier, when magic was involved.

This Is Love!
Hermione, Sirius, Harry
Word Count - 2923
Sirius is in love with who?!

This Year's Myth
Ron
Word Count - 612
Exams, dreams and caffeinated pumpkin products.

To The River
Snape
Word Count - 3216
As far back as he could remember, Snape had always wanted to be one of them. (Goodfellas inflected AU)

Drabbles
Puzzle Box
Percy/Snape
Round the Clockface
Sirius/Remus
Sine Qua Non
Adult | Ron, Harry, Hermione
drabble x three
Tea and Ashes
PG13 | Drama | Remus, Severus
Tesseract
Percy
Topos
Moody, Minerva
Youthful Enthusiasm
Adult | Sirius/Remus, Severus/Remus

Might As Well Be Dabbles
The Great Blaise Mystery
146| Blaise

Filk
Don't Let Me Get Me
Snape

Pirates of the Caribbean

Bootstrap
Pre Dead Man's Chest| Bill Turner
Word Count - 469
Bootstrap gets bootstrapped, right over the side of the Black Pearl.

Drabbles

Stages of Love
Jack/Will
The Wrong Thing to Say (metaphoracle)
Chiaroscuro
For the Boy's Sake (metaphoracle)
Favauvist
To Be Whole Again (metaphoracle)
Itaglio
A Little Bit of a Eunach (metaphoracle)
Horizon
Something A Little More Valuable (metaphoracle)
Metamerism

Smallville

Echo 1 | 2 | Unifinished!
S2/3 | Ensemble
Word Count - 5267
Coming out and the evils of MTV.

Chimera
AU | Lex, Clark
Word Count - 1727
Lex is a meteor mutant. His body adapts. (Also, there's aliens). Companion to Humming.

Humming
AU | Lex
Word Count - 1084
When they’ve tried and tried, and all failed, then they will need him. (Lex waits for rescue). Companion to Humming.

Kidnapped
AU |Jonathan, Martha, Nell, Lex | Unfinished!
Word Count - 6141
When young Alexander Luthor is kidnapped, it's up to FBI agent Jonathan Kent to find him before it's too late.

Near 5th and Vine
S2/3 | Clark/Lex
Word Count - 955
They meet here sometimes.

Perfect Blue
Martha/Jonathan
Word Count - 1275
Like a fast drive on a hot day.

Respire
Clark/Lex | WARNING: Character death
Word Count - 1340
It wasn't Lex's fault. Clark didn't tell him.
*Edited March 3, 2008*

Towards Sundown
S2/3 | Lillian Luthor
word Count - 4509
Destiny.

Transom
Clark/Lex, Clark/Lois, Lex/Lana | WARNING: Explicit sex and violence (detailed warning)
*Down for editing as of April 21 2008*


Drabbles
Epistle
Lillian Luthor
Oral Fixation
Lex, Clark
Student Food
Chloe, Clark
The Sophist
Lex
Trip
Pete, Clark

Supernatural

A Hell For Angels
Castiel, Ruby
Word Count - 1455
The end of days.

Grace Too
Chastity, Dean/Castiel
Word Count - 3080
Chastity doesn't kick Castiel out, and Dean doesn't drive away.

In Truth (Four Things That Never Happened to Anna Milton, and One That Did)
Anna, Castiel, Uriel, Dean
Word Cout - 500
Not fate only.

Invictus
Ruby/Sam, Dean, Azazel
Word Count - 3328
That wasn't the lie; she remembered being human. In better detail than she liked, really. The lie was everything else.

Spa Day
Sam, Dean, Castiel
Word Count - 553
See title. Total crack.

Texas 349 to Midland
Sam, Castiel, Dean (sort of)
Word Count - 1109
Sam, Castiel and a sleeping Dean take a drive, and try something new.

The World's Biggest Snow Globe Emporium Is Haunted
Sam, Dean, Castiel
Word Count - 2065
It's Black Friday and the Snow Globe Emporium is haunted.

X-Men Movieverse

Mighty Dark to Travel (Full Fathom Five)
mid X2 | Bobby/Rogue, Bobby/John, Logan
Word Count - 3333
After John is shot, Bobby loses control.

Y: the Last Man

Again with the cannibals
Alison, Yorick
Word Count - 2553
Capuchins are the natural enemies of cannibals.

Weather Eye
Yorick
Word Count - 1513
Yorick is having trouble sleeping, on the way to DC.